Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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Top comments
jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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Comments (300)
cutieQP 9
that'd be an abusive relationship
Babymamak 3
My bf did that to me too. He even had conversations trying to get info if I was cheating. I ended up taking his phone by accident since we had identical phones... He's been cheating on me with 16 year old girl giving her drugs and alcohol and rides in my car. He was 25 then. What a pedophile.
fantasyworld 39
He's emotionally abusing you.
JEVCLQ 17
Delete every single female friend. Accuse him of cheating. Then leave. Psycho.
writerchic85 26
Leave now. First he isolates you from friends and family, then he makes you feel guilty about doing nothing wrong. Soon he'll be beating you.
KoalaBek 23
YDI for not showing him the door.
getfokinrektm8 9
overly attached boyfriend confirmed
ShannonBonnanen 15
I'm sorry that you are with a controlling man like that. U did out down though that you deserved it though because you didn't say ex boyfriend like he should be after he did that and showed you how controlling he actually is. It's only going to get worse, i know from experience. Run, run fast and far away! It's never going to work if there isn't any mutual trust.
PuppiesKisses 19
That sounds like early signs of an abusive relationship to come. I'd say controlling and abusive but he's already at controlling. Get out while you can OP this man is dangerous.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I hope you didn't apologize and you just left him on the spot, that guy sounds like a psycho.