Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
Today, I got back at my boyfriend for sticking the hoover nozzle in my mouth as a prank by doing the exact same thing to him. Unfortunately, it must have burst a blood vessel in his lip because it swelled right up and his entire lower jaw on the right side is just one massive bruise. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
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brittbaybiee 0
ewww
alley_cat_118 0
#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.
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SSH 0
watch what you bite next time
broken_lungs 0
EW. that's just gross.
Gloeihdamae 0
Oh wow. XD That's hilarious. How big was this pimple?!
btheritt 0
ahhhh that's so disgusting!
AMelodyofJuly 0
#13, ditto. This is so gross. I agreed with you that your life is ****** but I'm starting to think you deserved it. How did you not see the pimply neck? GROOOSSSSSSSS........ewww...... this is foul!
jayfx 0
@14 having baby smooth skin isn't all that great..it's not really manly lol..trust me i know cause i have smooth skin xD and i WAS hungry for lunch but after reading this..not so much =
Yinzernation87 0
wow thats gross as ever, did yinz still do it?
bombthedisco 0
teenagers are gross.
so_f0cked 0
Oh wow. I imagine it would be more awkward/embarrassing than anything else! But still, yucckkkk! Better luck next time? haha happy biting :-)
Will09 0
i feel ur pain cuz once my mom was popping my sisters pimple i was watcing and grosses out... then it popped and a bunch of white stuff was on my face.. :( ur not the only one