Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob, which I don't normally do because I have a fear of getting hit in the eye. Afterwards, I went to suck a lemon to get the taste out of my mouth. Sure enough, I bit the wrong spot and had lemon juice shoot right into my eye. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
Today, I got back at my boyfriend for sticking the hoover nozzle in my mouth as a prank by doing the exact same thing to him. Unfortunately, it must have burst a blood vessel in his lip because it swelled right up and his entire lower jaw on the right side is just one massive bruise. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
brittbaybiee 0
ewww
alley_cat_118 0
#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (1224)
CaptainDDL 0
That's disgusting.
B52_fml 0
omg, f your life. seriously. I'm terribly sorry for you right now, hahah
oops_oops 0
that's so disgusting. i think i threw up a little.
Lubinduba 0
grosss
kris_77 0
Oh my god that is disgusting. Don't you look before you bite? If he had acne I wouldn't be biting around. Ew. I feel so bad for you! Ugh. Did you puke?
channy0123 0
Ugh i just choked on my donut reading this!! that's so gross!! I feel so bad for you. :(
TheAntiComment 0
who needs proactive when you can get a girlfriend
twistedparadox 0
^^^ LMFAO
415chick 0
ugggh grossss :x
eschreib 0
hahah #88. thats fuggin disgusting
wrestler_fml 0
You can't get mad at him, if you're the one that bit his neck! Eww haha at least you should've looked where you're biting. If you are dating a guy with pimples, you should have realized that by now, and it should have occurred to you not to bite one. And if it makes you feel any better, a pimple isn't anything more than skin and dead white blood cells/red blood cells. It's not actually that grimy or disgusting, like you won't get diseases or anything from it. It's less dirty than kissing, germ-wise. *shrug* maybe that helps? PS he probably didn't enjoy it too much either... it probably hurt a tiny bit, plus he was probly a little awkwarded-out