Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Just swallow it
Today, I was in class when I coughed up so much snot inside my mouth. It was so gross, I couldn’t talk. I raised my hand to go over to the sink to spit it out but I couldn’t talk and he didn’t understand, so I just got up and walked over. A few kids in the back saw me do it and said, "Ewwww." Everyone stared. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
Today, I had an extreme panic attack in the middle of class. I interrupted another person's presentation, burst into tears, and ran out of class whilst everyone looked at me. FML
Ever decreasing circles
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I gave a presentation in class. I felt pretty good about it, until afterwards when I was told I lost points for communication because I'd been chewing gum. I wasn't, I just have a speech impediment. FML
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Whta? How? Why?
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Top comments
nikhilmanuel 10
Oh wow that exact same thing happened to me in 11th grade when I was forced to give a speech. Ask your teacher if you can redo it. Maybe she'll be willing to let you try again
Welshite 40
It might be terrible to practice, but public speaking is a very essential and useful skill.
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blackman100 20
Well at least you didn't need to speak. Public speaking is terrible.
Welshite 40
It might be terrible to practice, but public speaking is a very essential and useful skill.
HKCgrimmjow 15
I once saw someone have an epileptic seizure from the slides they were showing... Consider yourself lucky because public speaking can be deadly!
klorehore 24
I'd rather do a little public speaking than having a full on coughing fit caused by my own spit in front of a crowd.
naarz 9
Public speaking is very important......and yea sure OP didn't have to speak but if it was for marks he probably lost marks for that. Hopefully you got to tell your teacher what happen and that you deserve another chance to risk losing marks.
CallMeWindSock 24
What do so many people have against public speaking? It's really not that bad, and is an essential life skill.
DraconicFeline 31
35 - I can't speak for everyone else, but I've hated public speaking pretty much my whole life. I get really nervous if I'm being observed by big groups of people. Just a typical stage fright thing, I guess.
ohcheriecherie 20
I'm pretty sure going up there and having the coughing fit is way worse than public speaking.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
35, what's 'not that bad' to you is a nightmare for others. I myself don't mind it too much anymore, but I have anxiety and it used to make going into any social situation hell, much less a situation where all eyes and ears HAD to be on me. Be grateful you've never struggled with it! Most people would love the luxury. Sorry to hear that though, OP. Maybe you can talk to your teacher about it privately - ask for a second chance to present. What happened was beyond your control and you shouldn't be penalized for it.
steffidallasbfl 16
That must've been embarrassing. Sorry op
Damian95 16
Taking water with you while presenting helps tremendously.
GreatGeak 8
some teachers are like that, typically it's because teaching for forever has made them hate it. he probably figured u were faking to stall, either way he didn't care to find out i imagine.
mac8080 7
I've had them to not the best experience my parents worry until its over
Xalandra 17
61- look up what punctuation is, and how to use it properly.
nikhilmanuel 10
Oh wow that exact same thing happened to me in 11th grade when I was forced to give a speech. Ask your teacher if you can redo it. Maybe she'll be willing to let you try again
cheshirecat13242 32
Well-played, OP..
Zelphoric 25
Puns of damage
StoryOfTheYear 15
Actually I believe he meant well-delayed.
Jlua13 3
well at least you didn't have to keep talking to the class that would have been awkward!
bfsd42 20
"Hadn't even got finished". Are you from that thar south?
truecolourss 4
Talk about selective reading...?
bfsd42 20
Take a ******* joke.
HeadlessSparrow 20
Well that escalated quickly.
squirtle_at_1st 3
sir your "joke" was not funny in the slightest. It was degrading to all southerners such as myself. Not to mention the fact that you are incorrect in your assumption when the north has phrases just as ill spelt. "Yous guys" for example.
bfsd42 20
#42, why are you so offended? I am an Irish born guy, living in California, and believe me, people talk shit to me about my accent and how I talk all the time. I am never offended. I laugh with those people. If your ****** got so gosh darn hurted by my statement, that's your problem.
squirtle_at_1st 3
Sir you are from Ireland. Everyone delights in an Irish accent. If anyone "gives you shit" it must translate as multiple girls talking to you simply for said accent. Besides the issue was not dealing with accent but the insult towards southern intellect and the assumption that we can not spell. Also thank you for the concern but my ****** is just fine.
edanielleh 21
chill out people :) i am from the south and thought it was funny. and most people tell me my accent is adorable :)
squirtle_at_1st 3
pardon me "talks shit to [you]"
bfsd42 20
Don't you know southerner that people find your accent and idiosynchronies ( not sure if spelt right) adorable too. The problem here is that you get offended because someone makes a quip about how people in the south talk. If you are really offended, then you are admitting that your speech is worth laughing at. I personally would much rather have the belief that people only make fun of my voice and speech because they are jealous. Not because I talk like an idiot.
bfsd42 20
And thank you 51. I'm just sorry your neighbour has a stick up his ass. By the way. I turn thirty three and a third in 3 days. Or tirty tree and a tird as we say in Ireland.
golden_warrior 23
That's a bitch move by your teacher.
Shaowolf 17
You should've coughed the spit out on her..
Xotoolyxo 16
That's rude on your teachers part
Fuaaad1994 31
It would suck if you got graded on it