Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
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Top comments
thequickredofox 0
Why on earth would you bail him out??????????????? Clearly some people aren't aware there ARE worse things than being single - your soon to be ex included *ick* what a creep.
EMR_fml 0
You bailed him out why? Just leave him there. A night in jail won't kill him
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Comments (97)
timtam24 0
fyl, i feel you shouldn't have bailed him out though
Lisasimpsonfan 0
I am sorry your soon to be EX is such an asshole. I wouldn't have bailed him out but that's your business. I would advise you to go get tested for STDs ASAP. If he is out hiring ****** who knows where his penis has been.
monkeyspark 6
You should come home with a load of guys and act really flirty with them just to annoy him.
Illumi113 0
No, she should get a divorce without doing anything that might keep her from taking EVERYTHING! The wife that you have cheated on acting "flirty" with a bunch of other guys does not hurt nearly as much as the wife you have cheated on taking your ass to court and leaving you completely bankrupt.
kike123 0
agreed
BikerMike 0
should have let him stay in jail. you have to wonder - how many different motors has he stuck his dipstick into
easrc 5
YDI for bailing his ass out! You should have left him there! (But you life is f'ed, so I voted for that one too...)
Lolly90 0
I wouldn't bailed him out. It was his fault, screw him. YDI.
pumface 0
YDI for not satisfying him and causing him to go for hookers. FYL.
icertainlysuck 0
YDI for bailing his cheating ass out of prison! You should have let him be the wife for a couple of days.
Flounder 2
You have nothing to complain about since you made the decision to pay for your cheating, law-breaking husband's screw-up. YDI.
plexico 4
At least he is going for some nice, upstanding female cops and not dirty, skanky ******.