Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
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thequickredofox 0
Why on earth would you bail him out??????????????? Clearly some people aren't aware there ARE worse things than being single - your soon to be ex included *ick* what a creep.
EMR_fml 0
You bailed him out why? Just leave him there. A night in jail won't kill him
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Comments (97)
enlitenbank 0
YDI FOR NOT PUTTING OUT!
Jamesgirl_fml 0
YDDI for bailing him out your the dumb ass, Soon to be ex picking up a hookers that turns out to be a cop LOLOLOLOOLOLOLLOL He DDI too.
TheCashMan88 0
Coming from somebody who can't even spell, "you," correctly, that's a bit hypocritical.
xLovey 3
You still look like a moron for writing in "shorthand".
chanman 0
She never said that the cop was female...
billybobjoebob 0
lmao
Persephone12 0
ROTFLMAO!! Very perceptive!
aback 5
You realize that when you went to bail him out, even the jailers were looking at you and thinking, "Dumbass.'
mrfreak219 3
people are saying 'YDI for bailing him out for all you know she could have found out AFTER she bailed him out
attack_yourself 0
YDI for actually bailing him out. There's no way she could have only found out AFTERWARDS, surely the cops would have told her.
RJB 0
oh your husband is in jail. For what reason? Bail him out and you will find out.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for bailing him out.
tameingraleat 6
Aren't you the same one who had a wedding a few days ago, and then the "husband" wouldn't sign the marriage license? That guy is an ass. You're lucky to be rid of him.
catriona_cd 0
#32 your thinking of the post by singleagain (woman) - United States (Ohio) she posted the licence one i had to re read them to check tho lol
idefine777 0
Everybody is saying "YDI for bailing him out" but she might need him out of jail in order to finish divorcing him.
jcooplsu11 0
I so would have left him in jail!
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
yea why would u bail him out? ur not even gonna be together anymore.