Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
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thequickredofox 0
Why on earth would you bail him out??????????????? Clearly some people aren't aware there ARE worse things than being single - your soon to be ex included *ick* what a creep.
EMR_fml 0
You bailed him out why? Just leave him there. A night in jail won't kill him
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Comments (97)
Scotticus117 11
YDI for marrying a pimp.
UWBeautyQueen12 0
Why in the HELL would you bail him out?!?! Let him SIT there! he's not your problem anymore, he's his cellmate's problem!!
XxcaptainxX 0
you should have let him get raped in jail
ronbprod 0
believe me marry this guy he will forget everything and he is the best choice for you
desert_dweller5 0
Seriously why bother? Just let him rot in jail. maybe he'd come crawling back to you but, honestly, Prison is where he belongs. he's scum. Move on.
billybobjoebob 0
whyyyyyy!? did you have money to waste or something?!
Persephone12 0
You're expecting sympathy from people for bailing out your soon-to-be ex-husband for solicitation charges? I want to thank you and all of the other overly malleable, Snow White complexed dunderheads for putting yet another nail in the coffin of Feminism. I can feel another pre-teen girl's innocence fluttering out the window as I type these words. *Sigh*
skandal_fml 0
to #84, if you're a feminist, i hope u die. To OP : ask him for the bail money, then dump him.
MacOSXpert 7
STFU skandal there's nothing wrong with being a feminist. Go troll somewhere else, skeez bag.
LSJNS 0
Lol OP's fault for not banging her husband more often.
GeekMaster6000 3
You were really stupid to bail him out, OP.
hayoudumbass 0
your an idiot why would you bail him out