Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
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thequickredofox 0
Why on earth would you bail him out??????????????? Clearly some people aren't aware there ARE worse things than being single - your soon to be ex included *ick* what a creep.
EMR_fml 0
You bailed him out why? Just leave him there. A night in jail won't kill him
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Comments (97)
JohnyJackhammer 0
No sweat. Blessing in disguise! You clearly bailed him out because you're a loving woman and maybe knew you were all he had to rely on. Don't get carried away and forget that you need to get rid of your compassion for him, though. The opportunity for something like this to happen, revealing this man for what he really is doesn't present itself often in life... Be happy you didn't spend many more years to come with him, fooled by the veil! Good luck
yourkiddingright_fml 0
You should have left him there!
rdvd7 0
Shoulda left him there, there other men would be "soliciting" sex with him, in the shower.. MWAHAHAHA Anywya, sorry for you. Good luck in the future! :D
giganticbrain 0
Man....what a funny god damn joke, rdvd7. I bet you chuckled to yourself as you wrote it, and checked back often to see if others approved of it.
chunkofchange 0
why the hell would you bail that asshole out!
crap09 0
Hey, you never know, maybe she found out AFTER she bailed him out.
hogermite 0
must suck to know he favors strange junkie probably-STD infested prostitute ****** over yours.... And your judgement is obviously flawed from picking him as a partner in the first place, so you bailing him out isn't surprising.
wishfullthinking_fml 0
I completely agree with #17, and I did the same thing-
good_life35 0
why the **** would you do that?
ChelseaAnn08 0
Uhh...why? My ex just called me to bail him out of jail...and I just laughed. You don't have any obligation to bail him out. He messed up...he can figure out a way to get out that doesn't involve you.