EricabrahamEA
India
Today, I asked the iguana to paint his cousin, the chameleon. He nailed it. Smartass. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Geckosrock99
Hangry
Today, my iguana tried to eat my hand. Taking that as a sign of being hungry, I gave him a bowl of fruits and veggies. After he finished the bowl, he tried to eat my hand again. My iguana's an asshole. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really liked. He spent the whole time talking about his pet iguana and how it's the love of his life. FML
Anonymous
Own it
Today, I was entertaining my niece at the family lunch by painting my lip with calamari ink. My father told me I looked like Ursula, from The Little Mermaid. FML
Mommy
Winchester, United States
It's the thought that counts
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
is cum a fruit or a vegetable?
Germantown, United States
Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML
Thanks
United Kingdom
Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
I'm Trading Up For A Dog
Pori, Finland
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
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engel2882 3
This is a bearded dragon.
flamingarrow59 21
That's not an iguana...
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Comments (35)
chudun 18
This is so cute haha
Harle 24
I have two bearded dragons, and that my friend is one. That's no an iguana.
DarkPrinceT 3
Give us a dislike button like you do with literally every other fml. please.
RavenousRiley 2
If this is the winner of the contest, I'd hate to see how bad the rest of the captions were...
aquila0989 7
This makes me cringe so hard because that's a beardie.
AlysiaChanel 16
Bearded dragon.. How do you not know that?!
notanIguana 2
thats not an Iguana, that's a Bearded Dragon... ppl should know they reptiles if they're going to post something..SMFH
DravensTheName 16
I wonder if Allen even looks at these messages anymore. All he gets is people telling him these pictureFmls are horrible. I also wonder if Allen actually has any power to affect what happens on fml. I see him more of a moderator than anything else. The community complains and yet nothing changes. Who is the man/woman we need to talk to to get this changed so they can focus their efforts on better more entertaining things for the site/fans. If anything there should be a vote to keep this fml segment left to the fans and once tallied up they have to scrap it or keep it. Just an idea
Rizzic 5
that's not an iguana that's a bearded dragon ??
SaphireAvindar 10
That's a bearded Dragon