EricabrahamEA
India
Today, I asked the iguana to paint his cousin, the chameleon. He nailed it. Smartass. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Geckosrock99
Hangry
Today, my iguana tried to eat my hand. Taking that as a sign of being hungry, I gave him a bowl of fruits and veggies. After he finished the bowl, he tried to eat my hand again. My iguana's an asshole. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really liked. He spent the whole time talking about his pet iguana and how it's the love of his life. FML
Anonymous
Own it
Today, I was entertaining my niece at the family lunch by painting my lip with calamari ink. My father told me I looked like Ursula, from The Little Mermaid. FML
Mommy
Winchester, United States
It's the thought that counts
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
is cum a fruit or a vegetable?
Germantown, United States
Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML
Thanks
United Kingdom
Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
I'm Trading Up For A Dog
Pori, Finland
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Top comments
engel2882 3
This is a bearded dragon.
flamingarrow59 21
That's not an iguana...
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Comments (35)
Shazzerzzz 9
Here's a better caption: I asked the bearded dragon to draw how many ***** people give about this post.
Zanquis 22
k so if they are just for fun... When will the first funny one be posted??
kirbo2 21
That's not even an iguana...
StoneColdShaky 8
Not sure if anyone noticed, but that is a bearded dragon, not an iguana... I have a great eye for detail!
DraconicFeline 31
Man, you guys are a tough crowd. I happen to like these. Sure, they're not always the pinnacle of hilarity and wit, but most of them have been at least somewhat amusing. Kind of like FML as a whole. Personally, I appreciate that the FML team is doing something to try and engage with the community. Caption contests are a good way to go about it. And if you absolutely hate them, well, just ignore them. It's not like their existence affects the rest of the website in any way.
DraconicFeline 31
You're welcome. I like you guys too :)
Fuckhousearrest 9
it's a bearded dragon!!!
cuz803 46
But you already responded
Jonathan Parsons 3
that is a bearded dragon lol
Druu 53
When will we get a button to downvote content? Bad comments get hidden based on community consensus.
SailorSolaris 43
I work with reptiles in a pet store. That’s a bearded dragon.