EricabrahamEA
India
Today, I asked the iguana to paint his cousin, the chameleon. He nailed it. Smartass. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Geckosrock99
Hangry
Today, my iguana tried to eat my hand. Taking that as a sign of being hungry, I gave him a bowl of fruits and veggies. After he finished the bowl, he tried to eat my hand again. My iguana's an asshole. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really liked. He spent the whole time talking about his pet iguana and how it's the love of his life. FML
Anonymous
Own it
Today, I was entertaining my niece at the family lunch by painting my lip with calamari ink. My father told me I looked like Ursula, from The Little Mermaid. FML
Mommy
Winchester, United States
It's the thought that counts
Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML
is cum a fruit or a vegetable?
Germantown, United States
Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML
Thanks
United Kingdom
Today, I took my daughter to the zoo. I threw a piece of my sandwich towards a very cute chimpanzee. As a thank you, he threw a piece of crap at me, which exploded all over my shirt. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
I'm Trading Up For A Dog
Pori, Finland
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Top comments
engel2882 3
This is a bearded dragon.
flamingarrow59 21
That's not an iguana...
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Comments (35)
engel2882 3
This is a bearded dragon.
flamingarrow59 21
That's not an iguana...
cuz803 46
That's a dragon I think
cj89898 24
Where can I see the blogs on iOS? I've only seen one!
GamerMom392 19
That's a bearded dragon, not an iguana.
Geckosrock99 33
That's a bearded dragon, a female one at that.
WATERMALONE 15
How could you know it's a female by this picture?
nesteremily 31
Yes this is a bearded dragon..but there's no way you can tell it's a female from this picture. You can only tell by looking at the base of their tail.
Geckosrock99 33
#26 In my experience, females have smaller heads then males do. That's how I could tell. Not as accurate as what #27 said, though.
nitemastr15 17
Thats a Bearded Dragon and Chameleons don't actually blend into their surroundings.
masmalaque 21
Every time I see one of these pictures, I can't help thinking that some manager/boss/founder/"other big person" at FML came up with this "amazing" idea, and that's why even when clearly no one finds them remotely funny.. FML has to keep featuring them to not upset the person that came up with it.. At least that's how it would be in the start-up I work :P
depressedaf 3
That's not an iguana that's a bearded dragon
LyricaSilvan 30
I wish I could favorite this.