Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML
Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, I checked my ex's profile for the first time since we broke up a few months ago. He's dating a girl who's so pretty, and he looks so happy. He started dating her about 3 weeks after we broke up and when I broke up with him he wasn't upset at all. He had been ignoring me for weeks, and forgot our anniversary. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
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desicions888 0
damn. you shud tell his new gf that he's gay
sourgirl101 29
Maybe his new girlfriend has a penis! OP, it seems that you broke things off on good terms, which is rare. Be happy you're single and find someone that wants to be with you!(:
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Comments (73)
IHeartJimi02 0
Do not ask how things are going if you do not want to know. He said he was questioning his sexuality not that he was definitely gay. There was always a chance he would have another girlfriend.
asbmf 7
He's probably just using her to avoid the stigma of being gay.
VianaJ_Garcia 14
Well, he could do it with op, thus that means he is not gay and is screwing another girl.
heyred 11
At least you didn't cause him to switch teams.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Maybe he's bisexual? Or he was just confused? Just my thoughts on this matter.
ItsZulli 0
he just probably told you that so he could get rid of you!
Quyzl 0
Your ex was pretty good on this team too.
MrBrightsidexvi 6
well maybe she a trany
smushies_fml 0
maybe next time you shouldn't ask!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
now wheres the butt-plug gonna go
underpaid011 0
his new amazing "girlfriend" who goes by Fred at work and "Fredette" at night.