Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, my ex had a freakout because she found out I have a new girlfriend. She doesn't want me back or anything, she herself has a new boyfriend. Her issue is she just doesn't want to see me happy with someone else. Apparently, I'm supposed to just stop existing now that she's done with me. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
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Accurate_Vision 31
she was probably just looking for an excuse to break up with you, OP. If she lied to you like that, you're better off without her anyways. You can do better.
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Plot twist: Op's girlfriend's new boyfriend is actually a girl
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Comments (51)
Accurate_Vision 31
she was probably just looking for an excuse to break up with you, OP. If she lied to you like that, you're better off without her anyways. You can do better.
thelordofpies 20
Oooooh.... tough luck!!! FYL
julako 22
oh the categories!
tygerarmy 35
Tell in the future to say lesbian honest, you don't have to lie, I'm going to be sad either way.
Tripartita 45
And then while she's scratching her head, trying to figure out what the hell that means, run away!
uchua 16
Was that even English? Looks like some Google translate output.
tygerarmy 35
Let's be honest. Probably should be written differently to make the joke. But it's not the first or last time I will be down voted for a bad joke. Lesbianest? Les-bi-anest? Les-bi-honest? Whatever, at least I'm not lying about who I'm cheating on the OP with. Wait, yes I am.
IndefiniteBeauty 17
Lesbihonest* lol so close yet so far away
fmlfreek101 15
Breakups suck, especially when there's even more lies in the breakup
Feklfekl2222 32
It's possible the ex realised she's actually bisexual
Brandi_Faith 34
But that wouldn't be a reason to break up with her current boyfriend; unless he had a problem with it and broke up with her. It sounds more like she was looking for an excuse to break up with op.
Feklfekl2222 32
I'm more suggesting she realised she was attracted to women and not the male OP and assumed she was a lesbian, and after leaving the relationship found she was attracted to some men, just not OP
DraconicFeline 31
29 - That's almost exactly what happened to me in the past, actually, so I concur.
Xamry14 10
They meant that maybe she realized it after she broke it off with OP
fuckfuckityfuck 16
Plot twist: Op's girlfriend's new boyfriend is actually a girl
enxhi96 21
Ex girffriend's
weveallbeenthere 30
well, it was obviously you and not her
nash1991 20
If she really was a lesbian you could have been like Ross... Tough luck, it sucks either way!
mea96 9
Ouch. That's harsh. I really feel for you, mate.
lexred 30
Trust me....you are better off now.