Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML
Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, I checked my ex's profile for the first time since we broke up a few months ago. He's dating a girl who's so pretty, and he looks so happy. He started dating her about 3 weeks after we broke up and when I broke up with him he wasn't upset at all. He had been ignoring me for weeks, and forgot our anniversary. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
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desicions888 0
damn. you shud tell his new gf that he's gay
sourgirl101 29
Maybe his new girlfriend has a penis! OP, it seems that you broke things off on good terms, which is rare. Be happy you're single and find someone that wants to be with you!(:
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Comments (73)
spade1997 0
lol!
Nakolover13 0
I think OP has a right to be upset ...he apparently did say he wanted to play for the other team and id be upset too if I found out he ended up dating another girl. But hey, id be pretty pissed if my ex went gay after dating me.
dt520 4
guess he figured things out?
ktrose 0
Sounds like he made up a lie to get out of the relationship. That's too bad for you, I guess.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
lol I was thinking the same thing, hell that's probably the simplest way to do it. gives u the easy way out. unless OP is a fag-hag
JosieBongs 0
Wow, it's a shame guys are too big of a pussy to admit what they really want. How sad. Grow a pear, guys.
allmidnighteyes 11
Alright then, I'll see you in a couple years. I gotta go plant the pear tree, and pay close attention to it in order to make sure it gets a good balance of sunlight and moisture.
washingtongirl 8
lol
SchiTzenGiglez 0
haha win
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Grow a pear? So...you expect people to be trees?
goobly 2
a pear? the phrase is "grow a pair," you dumbass.
bogusbroskii 0
re read the comment troll
zcknight 0
fail
Alex324_fml 0
FHL. He just gave up someone who cares enough to check up on him after breaking up in that way. Pretty rare thing, unfortunately.. OP, I'm sorry it turned out this way, but I'm sure you'll meet someone better in the end. :)
jemmawainwright 0
this is lovely :)
Zombie65 0
and you fell for that huh wants to play for the other team lmao
rattusrattus 19
That's not the other team, that's just a slightly different position.
mandypandypants 4
Did you ever think that maybe the person he's in a relationship in is actually a guy and he calls him his girlfriend because he's much more sensitive than your ex boyfriend and so therefore making him call him his girlfriend?