Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML
Today, I found a picture of my ex with a new boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if she didn't break up with me because she was lesbian. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, I checked my ex's profile for the first time since we broke up a few months ago. He's dating a girl who's so pretty, and he looks so happy. He started dating her about 3 weeks after we broke up and when I broke up with him he wasn't upset at all. He had been ignoring me for weeks, and forgot our anniversary. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend asked how long he'd have to wait until he could ask out my best friend. We broke up yesterday. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
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desicions888 0
damn. you shud tell his new gf that he's gay
sourgirl101 29
Maybe his new girlfriend has a penis! OP, it seems that you broke things off on good terms, which is rare. Be happy you're single and find someone that wants to be with you!(:
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Comments (73)
dealerdon 0
I would bet things are not going well for him this "new girlfriend" is too make him feel better if u still care about him u should try talking to him again
biggsleeper22 0
yah my best friends ex boyfriend did that to her, "supposably" he turned gay when really he cheated on her w/his ex before her then she caught him and now their friends.
RKD 23
What a douche. Not only is he a liar, he is unfaithful. You are much better off, op, even though I know it must be painful.
allmidnighteyes 11
Where in the FML does it say the ex-boyfriend cheated on OP? He broke it off with her because he was questioning his sexuality, but ended up being straight in the end. **** off.
t_w_i_l_i_g_h_t 1
Calm down, 66. Did you forget to take your meds or something?
allmidnighteyes 11
Nope, I'm just an asshole :)
athemay86 3
another reason to day that men are f-ing cowards
StinkySiddneyIsF 2
Haha, been there! How do you argue with "gay"? Can't! I told his new girlfriend that he was sleeping with other men near the end of our relationship, and that I'm sure she could please him by buying a new vibrator than surprise using it on him during sex... Uh, you know where. I hear it worked.
hewro_failure 11
Well maybe he tried it didn't like it and went back to girls and found one he really likes... No reason to be jealous just move on and find someone better
hewro_failure 11
And to all the comments that say that sucks that he went gay after dating you ... Stfu because they were gay since birth and just happened to finally work up enough courage to come out not because OP was a bitch or something