Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He immediately had a massive panic attack about how a kid is going to ruin his life and split us up, because obviously I’ll choose the baby over him. We’re now in hospital because he hyperventilated, passed out and fractured his skull on the door handle. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thought about having kids and, without a pause, he went, “Ew, no thanks.” I’m pretty sure I’m six weeks pregnant so, yeah… FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he might want kids one day, and he most definitely does not. In fact, he even thanked me for reminding him we need to stock up on condoms when we go shopping, plus he’s even considering a vasectomy just to make sure. I’m already pregnant. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
You are with a stupid man. The correct answer is: Falcon Punch.
spidersilkx9 0
that's what my dad said he'd do to me if I ever got prego.
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xRyanGorox 0
Hahah GTA4 refrence.
mooshibear140 4
Awww, that's (almost) funny in a very sick way...
ka0309053 0
all guys say this. they don't really mean it. they're just guys and guys can't handle any emotions.
diet_otaku 0
man, i was with you up until the last 5 words.
modifiedchick 0
Your boyfriend is awesome. And I clicked YDI because I assume that by asking him that question you were trying to gauge what his reaction would be if you "oopsed" him so you could make decision about whether to do it or not. Therefore, you are a bitch and you deserve whatever you get. If you need to ask your boyfriend what his reaction would be if you "accidentally" got pregnant, you're clearly not at the stage of the relationship where getting pregnant is something you should even be thinking about.
Brannie 4
omg! my girl asked me the same thing today, and replied the same thing! lol. wierd.. I guess us guys do think alike
pseudonomous 0
*gasp* That's terrible!!!!!
daxton68 0
stairs don't work. gotta do a falcon punch
docfan 0
use a condom, they're there for a reason well actually reasons, but nonetheless just use a condom and you won't have to "accidentally fall down some stairs"
kurzweilfreak 1
how about you get on birth control and not get pregnant and stop asking stupid questions like that? you probably have him half a heart attack just asking that.
vikinggirl 0
haha oh my lorrrrd. my boyfriend and i are comfortable with eachother, i was totally kidding when i said it and didnt think anything of it i just find it hilarious and brutal that he had the guts to say it! it shouldnt be taken soo seriously by you all.. i dont want a kid, i dont expect him to AT ALL, and i'm not silly to get myself in that situation, holy molyyyy! yes it was harsh and shouldnt say that to a girl coz in the future it could be taken seriously, but it was also a funny thing to say because i know that he would never ever do something like that! but thanks for the input guys:)!