Today, my husband is furious because I accused him of being in love with my best friend. He talks about her constantly, perks up like a puppy when she comes over, and occasionally only gets erections if I talk about her. Even the kids have noticed how moonstruck he is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm in love with my best friend, while also being in love with my wife. I know he has feelings for me too. I wish my wife was poly too. FML
Today, I'm completely in love with my best friend, who I've known for over 10 years. I can't get him out of my head. Too bad he's married, with 2 kids. FML
Today, I contemplated leaving my husband because his best friend is overbearing and doesn't respect the boundaries of our relationship, all while talking bad about me to him. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out my best friend works at my husband’s job. He calls her his “work wife.” I had no idea they worked together, nor the fact that he calls her that. I used her phone to call my husband and she has him as “Work Hubby” with a heart emoji. The worst part? They insist nothing is going on between them. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my husband told me that I’m no longer “allowed” to see my best friend of 27 years. He’s worked up in his mind that she’s going to try to convince me to cheat on him because she’s single. She literally introduced us and was the maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my wife demanded that I cut all ties with my best friend, just because she doesn't like the jokes he tells. Now she's bitching that she's upset because his wife, who she works with, is talking about her. FML
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Top comments
MsGamerLady 8
oof I'm sorry. I've been there before. :/
Martha_91 8
My ex used to get angry beyond reason when confronted with the truth about cheating / liking someone else.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
Send pics! I gotta see this woman!
MsGamerLady 8
oof I'm sorry. I've been there before. :/
mando 10
It's a shame, but maybe it's time to face reality. If everything backfires, then go with a majority vote. If hubby and kids are happier elsewhere, let them do so instead of holding on to false hope.
mando 10
What's best for the kids should be 1st priority, instead of them watching you and hubby fight.
Amanda Maria Wehage 3
Sounds like an opportunity to explore ethical non-monogamy to me, have fun!
Martha_91 8
My ex used to get angry beyond reason when confronted with the truth about cheating / liking someone else.
Malachi Malachi 4
you need tackle that shit sister. or maybe its to late. or maybe your friend is not your friend. you see... YOU shouldn't have to ask your self these questions or even have to do this . get your man in check and it you need to check your"friend" or .. get a new... mainly insert you loiness nature. or you queendom will fall
Hangryko 32
I hope you dumped him.
Hangryko 32
Also, I hope you told your best friend.