Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our love life. He said that he was really busy. He was playing Call of Duty. FML
Smash that button
Today, my boyfriend, who is a full-time gamer, said to me during sex, "I want to right click you so bad." FML
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Halitosis
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
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9brggz1vboyqhb0 0
Are you sure he wasn't having sex with the PS3?
LoLoLo_fml 0
What is with people saying "you obviously aren't good in bed" or "he isn't into you"?? Why is he her boyfriend then!? And to be honest, he has a right to not be in the mood for sex, it kind of depends on how often he seems to prefer his ps3..
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Comments (88)
mizled 0
I'm a chick and sometimes I prefer video games over sex, doesn't mean I don't care for the sex. I just have a wide variety of cravings. If this happens a lot and you get realllllllly upset, do something. If you do NOTHING about it, whose fault is that? ;]
kayykatastrophii 0
Okay, I love video games, but a person (And love for that matter) is more important than a freaking gaming system (Although, my boyfriend and I are waiting until marriage, but that is irrelevant).
HitmanKillsYou 13
waiting until marriage is over rated
mavrick1915 0
you should have just started blowing him while he was playing, that is how my girlfriend gets me in the mood...
emorockerownage 9
who the **** likes video games more than sex??
choppedNskrewed 0
ahahahah chopped.N.skrewed but really, maybe he just wasn't in the mood
Henrius_fml 0
he has bad priorities
podrummer9209 0
Heh, agreed with #2, I have an Xbox and I'd gladly skip out on playing for sex. Come on over anytime =]
Eladar 0
#46 got it dead right... Just start giving him head while he's playing... then he has all the fun =D perfect
electromagnetic 0
take it from a guy...we would only say that if there was something wrong with you...i.e. you are not clean or you are no fun in bed
DB_Cooper 0
i want to marry #44...we need more chicks like this in this world people!!!!!
ummiforget 0
Unless that's her in her profile pic....