Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0
She stopped breathing to teach you the virtue of patience.
DrDoog 0
why does everyone say they deserved it? they didn't KILL the person.
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Comments (54)
vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0
She stopped breathing to teach you the virtue of patience.
sabrinatyler 0
bahahha!
babe7260 30
Love it!!!
allyiscute1 22
That's deep
Imdead 0
I hope you tried to administer CPR. It wasn't too late if she was only there for a minute. Or if you don't know CPR, I hope you at least called for help.
svsockerguy 0
you are ridiculous good sir!
circayouandme 0
That's what you get for being so inconsiderate
BigMacBoi 3
What an ironic comment..
Guest_fml 0
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You ******* cockmunch, next time facefuck the old bat and cum in her gas tank. THEN DRIVE AROUND!
Eir_fml 1
I'd have driven around after 10 seconds.
DrDoog 0
why does everyone say they deserved it? they didn't KILL the person.
Count_Coolness 26
Aye, but to get out and yell is to assume the person is sitting about for kicks. Jumping to conclusions and over aggression is why people vote they deserved it.
Kameron Kriese 11
Ah yes, but we all have road rage. Something that is quick to rear it's stupid little head when things piss you off while driving. I can see why he was yelling, but I feel bad for the elderly woman who may/may not have passed.
TheEpicScrewup 0
I'm sorry, but that's hilarious :) Sucks for the old person and you, but still great.
icy_snake_91 0
Haha thats kinda funny.. but kinda not.. I mean people get frustrated if the person isn't attention to stop signs.. you did what alot of people would normally do.. Wasn't your fault she was dead.. not like you caused it.. or didn't even know she died until you got there..
Fed_up_life 0
PERFECT TOUCH!!!