Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
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duckiecrazy 0
obviously someone needs to wax
PassTheDutch 0
she messed up one letter and you couldn't figure out what she was saying. and the Yis right next to the T. you couldn't put that together?
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Comments (96)
Sparx1_1 16
Most women (over 90%) have some noticeable facial hair. It's in style to get rid of it, so women wax, shave or pluck to get rid of it. This does not mean that the women who don't are ugly or unclean and those who want to judge them for it need to grow up. BTW Op you need to get rid of your boyfriend and find a guy who respects you.
Alicia17C 2
where did u find this statistic? you probably made it up. sounds like bullshit.
snugglesmcgee91 2
#70, you're probably angry that someone has outed your secret. For your information, a lot of women have peach fuzz on their face, because its a part of our skin's defense system. Some women just do things to make it appear like they don't.
taelorrae011 0
what a jerk!
Krilleee 5
haha someone got owned!
snuff13 0
are you Mexican?
kcluna 6
WTF does that have to do with it!?
jennnnrawr 0
88sforlife 0
or her boyfriend might end up being confused into a homosexual relationship !
EvilPotato 15
lol,rofl,lmfao.
taternater13 0
ur weird brah
lalasha10 0
aw hes an asshole.
awesomeloser14 0
tell him at least I have more hair then you.