Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me on Facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from Facebook for iPhone." FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend was in a pissy mood because she said none of her friends have been texting to check on her lately since she changed her number. I asked if she gave the new number out. She said that no, she wanted to see who cared enough to call and ask for her new number. She doesn’t get it. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
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xenomorph 0
No one's answering her calls --> her phone may be broken
Elf_My_Life 0
Suck to be you. xP How do you know it isn't her home phone she's talking about eh?
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Comments (149)
hannah44 0
Could be using the house phone.
cloud3980 0
this isnt really an fml. she told him her phone wasnt working and maybe thats why she put on her status "why is no one answering my calls?" could've been an old status one she didnt put up to date. So ya, it kinda makes sense and the op was just thinking ahead of things
misssmidastouch 0
i've used that excue before. or "my parents took it away" or something or other. but in my defense i don't have the guts to tell a guy flat-out "no." and also i've been in the situation where i meet a guy once and he asks for my number so i think, "awh, well i don't want to be rude. what the heck?" and then they stalk the crap outta me. so just think of it from the girl's point of view,
muffinsareyummy 1
ever think she's using a a HOUSE PHONE? yeah, those are still around.
Comentator 0
You should have responded with...BECAUSE YOUR PHONE IS BROKE BITCH!!! She deserves that
misssmidastouch 0
welllll, we don't have a house phone. so, not completely.
xzc426 0
I like the two way interpretation of this fml, lol.
lifesmysteries20 0
Girls say that instead of just being truthful. I'm a not nice person, i would have said maybe if u weren't such a b**c* people would answer when you call. that's just me though
gw1410123 0
Well people probably weren't answering her calls because her phone was broken, you couldn't have thought of that before posting this FML. Plus I don't like giving my number out to random guys... so why should she?
tennisaddict5393 0
Hun, im sure she has a house phone or something...