Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
What is it with kids these days? I was in high school not that long ago, and we all acted sanely and maturely. Sure, there were a few bad apples, but they were few and far between. When I was in high school, we would never have gotten caught doing something silly. We had courage and asked people out directly. I don't know what caused it, but suddenly kids are so demanding and feel they are entitled to everything. You all need to shape the **** up - you're an embarrassment to this generation. Sincerely, a guy born in the 80s.
jaymers 3
I'm a girl, and if some guy wrote all over my car asking me out, I'd be pissed off. I don't care how hot he is. Don't write all over my car. I'd say no whether or not I found the guy attractive. Since I feel that way, I wouldn't go and write on somebody else's car. It's just creepy....
AlyshaDeShae 10
What's with the creepy stalk-ish car-writing?! Seriously? The only time something like that would be acceptable would be if you're already dating him and you know he'll find it funny or sweet. Of course, in that case, hopefully you already know the answer and asking is just a formality.
fcuk_fml 0
wow, you got turned down after making a huge mess on some guy's car? i wonder why he turned you down and messed up your car. it's just such a mystery. don't be an idiot and write all over his car. just ask.
shaPOW 0
just because no one else is saying this and i think someone should, props to you for asking someone to prom even though you're a girl and for asking in a creative way. you didn't go about it the right way, but i do think you deserve some degree of praise for what you did. i still stand by everything i said in #34 though.
oooh_dear 0
you guys act as though she completely vandalized his car. it was most likely window markers. and she probably just decorated the windows with it. just trying to ask him in a cute and creative way. a note on the windshield wouldve been dull. and not creative whatsoever.
cj_gurl 0
I'm sorry, but that's borderline stalker and definitely WEIRD. I'm sure he did not appreciate having you write all over his car, thus forcing him to clean it off before he could go anywhere. Next time, be less weird and just ask him directly.
jbel08 0
hasn't anyone on here written on their friends' car windows/had theirs written on w a window paint marker?? it's just a fun, harmless thing a lot of high school kids do.. everyone saying they'd be pissed and turn her down too needs to lighten the **** up.
Rodjmeister 0
Men are protective of their cars. you'll learn.
metalyoshi9 0
40 is right. And it's been said before, but seriously... I'm just curious what the hell compelled you to think that asking him by "writing all over his car" was a good idea... That's like "Oh, I know! I'll just TP his house with flowery toilet paper!" ...WTF. You're a creeper.