Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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cartering 0
way to ensure he thinks you are a psycho bitch
rectim34 0
you know, it wouldn't hurt to ask him face to face...but i guess you still got results
redhusk89 0
bad move there... Never mess with a guys machine. And look at it from his point of view, even if he might have wanted to go with you he'd almost have to say no. What you did is kind of like a guy poping this question on tv. Not a good idea... You put him on the spot and probably made him uncomfortable... Unless you are the one girl in school every guy is dieing to get in bed with or go out with his friends may have pressured him to turn you down.... I guess the best way of thinking about this is that anyone who saw his car knows you have a thing for him (I would hope you asked a guy you like). How would you feel if you walked out and found your car covered in "I want you body, ____" insert name of choice there. now any time you're seen talking to that guy or near that guy people are going to start whispering. Like I said this was an ill thought out move and you paid the price so not worthy of posting to this cite but since it's here YDI
King_of_Kings 3
redhusk89 well said
Carlynator09 0
guys come on she didnt deserve that, that guy was a dick for doing that, if a guy had asked a girl that way it would have been romantic and thats what she was going for and he responded with mean. besides you cant say "o you shouldnt have written on his car" when he wrote on her's right after, a much more humilating message
scott_m319 0
You're joking, right? A note on the windshield would have been a much wiser move. Even with the roles reversed, I wouldn't write all over her car; I'd stick with the note. And as for the guy retaliating: for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
CaptaiNiLL 0
she deserved it cuz now he has to waste his time or money to clean it and it may hav embarrased him buut she was tryin to be romantic but didn't think things thru most of me us goin with ydi a littlenof me is fyl
zoegirl_455 30
I'm a girl, if some guy wrote all over my car i wouldn't think it was romantic I'd be pissed
AntiChrist7 0
you could have written it on paper perhaps? it would have saved him form washing. YDI
jillian_xx 0
oh man. major burn!
TOPsCinderella 25
Quickly glancing over the comments, I thought this said bum, not burn...
i_imagine 0
I'm sure he would of said yes if you would of just asked him some other way that didn't involve him having to wash something afterward. Writing on someone's car isn't exactly a... polite gesture, lol!
kerrific 0
some people put way too much effort into asking someone to prom...i think just asking him to his face would've been less humiliating
wtfxpaigerz 0
This is definitely a YDI moment. No matter what you wrote with, it's creepy and stalkerish. But also.. It's a CAR. You don't write on somebody's CAR. I hope he used Sharpie on yours.
Night22_fml 4
Sharpie on a car comes off real easy. Trust me, I know.