Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I'm in pretty good physical shape. No, wait, that was two years ago. Now I need to take a break after brushing each quadrant of my teeth because my arm gets tired. FML
Today, I got the most painful neck cramp of my life after whipping my head back in laughter at something that wasn't even that funny. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML
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Top comments
random2212 16
That takes talent
acorn2222 8
At least you didn't pull a muscle in your neck while trying to give yourself a *******.
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Comments (81)
ahlissuh 11
I feel your shame. Once I pulled my neck muscle so bad I had to be put on muscle relaxers all from drinking from a water bottle.
maggiefox 25
I dislocated my shoulder once after punching my friend in the arm XD a personal YDI from God I guess haha
Velhalv 12
Challenge accepted
PhinIt2WinIt 24
I have only one other way to think they could do that with the amount of force that you might be thinking of. two letters: BJ
Angsty_Armadillo 25
Don't feel bad OP. I sprained my back picking a sheet up off the floor. Better yet, when my doc diagnosed me he said a guy did the same thing picking up a piece of fuzz from the carpet. Stranger and sillier things can happen.
Ghostkid825 17
Never done that, but I have pulled a muscle in my jaw by yawning.
LadyLuck93 20
Just a bad & quick movement or something, shit happens.
acrym 5
Nope. I've done that before
worldclassrager 41
If you had music playing that could have made it happen...
leopardwilliam 22
Did you try to hold the brush and move your mouth side to side?
toshaleigh 15
that's what I was thinking it also something I would do cause I was bored lol