Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I'm in pretty good physical shape. No, wait, that was two years ago. Now I need to take a break after brushing each quadrant of my teeth because my arm gets tired. FML
Today, I got the most painful neck cramp of my life after whipping my head back in laughter at something that wasn't even that funny. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML
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Top comments
random2212 16
That takes talent
acorn2222 8
At least you didn't pull a muscle in your neck while trying to give yourself a *******.
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Comments (81)
nitrog100 21
And that's why I do neck isos. 100 reps up and down, 100 reps side to side, 25 reps clockwise circle, 25 reps counterclockwise circle. Haven't woken up with a stiff neck in months.
ismilecozimweird 6
I threw my back out brushing my teeth once. Was out of work for a week. I can sympathise.
ronenlior 21
How exactly do you brush your teeth?!
Kramer1998 20
I once pulled a muscle in my face laughing, welcome to the club
luvjkb 10
I have a friend who pulled his gluteus maximus sneezing
luststarrr 22
Don't feel so bad - I pulled a muscle in my back making the bed last week.
TJStarzZ 8
If it makes you feel any better, OP, I once pulled a muscle in my neck from vomitting too much while sick. On top of that, I lost my voice so when asked by a doctor what happened, I couldn't even respond. I kinda know the feeling, and hope you got better quickly
themouseman1212 16
I've done that.
Abianne 3
Nope, you're definitely not alone on that one! I managed to pull.a muscle in my hip yesterday morning putting on my work trousers.
Tattoo_Freak 15
You are not alone. I pulled a muscle tying up my hair two weeks ago....