oil300
Hawker, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML
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wheresthesafety 31
And did you have one?
MrThump 16
Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.
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wheresthesafety 31
And did you have one?
HerMischief 21
Hey everyone, what ever happened to the FML staff? They never reply to any posts/comments anymore.
Nessco 36
Another win for the parents!
anujt360 13
#1: Your name's perfect for this.
wheresthesafety 31
I love walking my Netflix too!
catchmenow1 21
Oh, that's just mortifying
spoo 24
I know, OP wants a new sibling
happysmile987 24
Well not so traumatizing, if they were that drunk out of their minds, they won't remember and it won't be as awkward. Still, pretty gross.
coraline123c 23
So you were "walking Netflix"? Interesting.
Apretendbiscuit 12
Quick, give them one!! You'll end up with a baby brother or sister if you don't, trust me I've read about these things
pinkster2014 25
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What if he/she wants a baby sibling?
FutureSurgeon 16
Well, at least your parents still love each other like that. Although it won't be much comfort at the moment I bet.
MrThump 16
Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.
Zebediabolical 45
"Is that a roughrider condom you slipped on?" "Naw, baby. It's genital warts."
MortenM 17
I just hope OPs dad didn't come back saying: Hey son, you wouldn't have one that's a few sizes larger?
rabbiddog 13
Walking Netflix? sounds like you were the drunken one my friend
Queensland 27
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surprise! your parents have sex!
hoosiergirl94 31
At least they were being safe!