Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I'm in pretty good physical shape. No, wait, that was two years ago. Now I need to take a break after brushing each quadrant of my teeth because my arm gets tired. FML
Today, I got the most painful neck cramp of my life after whipping my head back in laughter at something that wasn't even that funny. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML
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Top comments
random2212 16
That takes talent
acorn2222 8
At least you didn't pull a muscle in your neck while trying to give yourself a *******.
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Comments (81)
jawarston 24
Can tell the type of BJ that you give. Go all out
jqmalang 17
It was the brush's fault
Spentpoet 26
Show that plaque no mercy!!
MehNeckHurts 5
I pulled my neck muscle in my sleep...
Nightwing98 22
I pulled one just stretching last week.
planet_disturbia 9
you re not alone mate.i feel you.intensely
MrKilgore 14
intensely you say? xD
bl865ood 17
teach me your way
eattherainbow 3
You think that's bad? I tore a muscle in my shoulder picking up a half full bucket.
MandieL 27
This would be bad if it were a half full bucket of cotton, otherwise it is a common occurrence.
CaroAurelia 12
Well, I haven't done it yet, but I'm sure I could. My condolences, fellow klutz.
Mmmsushi 14
Definitely not alone, I've done this before as well. Hope you feel better OP.
GrantAbell 2
Were you listening to dubstep or....?