Today, I allowed my friend to practice driving in my car. As she began to let the car roll forward, she looked at me and very seriously asked, "Brakes is the right pedal, right?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML
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karmaslave 5
She's learning to drive, of course she doesn't know yet. Sounds like she could use a less condescending friend!
KiwiExchange 16
it's girls like her that make guys want to say sexist jokes.
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Comments (169)
amazinemo578 4
well, get out of the car, and walk away
Rei_Ayanami 18
Are you thick in the head? it was their car! kick them out and DRIVE away.
AliaAlM 0
yahh I would do that.
ewisotsky 0
I think your thought process should have been thinking about the potential risk of your car. instead of your pals selfishness toward taking advantage of your vehicle, but on a positive note they did learn the hard way which side the accelerator pedal is on. EW
dwold91 3
You just used the works "accelerator pedal" to try and sound smart to impress a bunch of people you will never meet to try and boost your low self-esteem. Here's a better idea. Do the world a favor and stop slitting your wrists, and slit your throat! ADTR!
FFML_314 12
Saying "accelerator pedal" is trying to sound smart? You must be stupid.
dwold91 3
It's not really trying to sound smart, it's just over the top and completely un-necessary. Think things through a little before you decide to critisize me and make yourself look like a bitch for no reason.
CloudEnvy 17
Dwold, stop dragging your knuckles and learn the lingo.
dudeitsdanny 10
... What else should we call it? "Pedal next to the brakes"? "Thing that makes vroomvroom and go"? I've always called it that.
dwold91 3
What "lingo"?
FFML_314 12
How is saying "accelerator pedal" over the top and *unnecessary? 1. Think what through? 2. *criticize 3. You're a bit of a bitch yourself. 4. You're still stupid.
desichiqa 0
your weak dwold
6sick6 4
53, don't call 46 a bitch.. 57 WIN!!
dwold91 3
Think about what I said, you could simply call it "gas pedal" it just sounds ridiculous to call it that, and I'm a guy.. so I would be considered an ass hole. You're still a bitch, you're still ugly, you still have no friends, and I'm still wayy out of your league. The only reason I'm keeping this conversation going is the simple fact that I love arguing and pissing people off. It's kind of a hobby of mine. I don't care how much you argue or call me stupid, I'll always be above you, because you look Mexican. I don't even care if you are or not, just the fact that you look Mexican destroys any and all credibility you may have. Thanks for making my night. That's all baby face. Muah! Night!! :)
Schizomaniac 24
Wow, I think that guy broke a record. He lost in three different threads on the same FML.
dwold91 3
Think about what I said, you could simply call it "gas pedal" it just sounds ridiculous to call it that, and I'm a guy.. so I would be considered an ass hole. You're still a bitch, you're still ugly, you still have no friends, and I'm still wayy out of your league. The only reason I'm keeping this conversation going is the simple fact that I love arguing and pissing people off. It's kind of a hobby of mine. I don't care how much you argue or call me stupid, I'll always be above you, because you look Mexican. I don't care if you really are, just the fact that you look Mexican kills any credibility you may have. The only reason this conversation is still going is cause I love pissing people off and arguing. it's kinda a hobby of mine. :) So, thanks for making my night. That's all. Later baby face! Muah! Night!
dwold91 3
You're ugly desichiqa!
FFML_314 12
Think about what you said? I don't have to think about it, because it was full of nonsense and involved no thought process what-so-ever. I am a bitch (which by the way is not offensive) and you calling me ugly only further makes me laugh. I look Mexican? That's a first. Aren't people suppose to be good at their hobbies?
HAHA_ROFL 0
lol @ 25
MakeAScene 4
Is she Asian or a middle-aged Mexican?
Jimboom 12
YDI for not at least quizzing your friend to make sure they knew the basic's. Easiest way to check is just to simply ask them what they do know about driving.. if they say something like, well you sit behind the wheel and go Vrrrroooommmmm, then chances are they shouldn't be driving... at least not in your car.
6sick6 4
If they knew the basic's what??
Jimboom 12
The basics of driving. The thing she was letting them do in her car
6sick6 4
You don't get.. He wrote "basic's" Forget it, it's not funny anymore..
Cyosaric 0
I got it lolol.
TheNewGuy03 29
try putting the vehicle and park and letting her practice. sounds too easy? because it is! enjoy! |the kid|
xdanixx 0
What a retard
Shaggy_92 5
are there ppl relly that retarded?
midnightsun123 2
sadly yes... my aunt let me drive her car wen I was 13...tht wasn't her smartest move
vjiockzx 0
you're still alive!!! :D lol jk anyway you should give her sometime to get used to things cuz I'm pretty sure she was nervous too even if she didn't show it :)
shhhhhh10 0
This is proof, without a doubt, that most women can't drive.
DEXter501 0
How does ONE single incident provide proof that the majority of women can't drive? This girl was also obviously NEW to driving anyway so that invalidates your point.
JManHobbs 0
Wow 75. Troll'd hard.