Today, I allowed my friend to practice driving in my car. As she began to let the car roll forward, she looked at me and very seriously asked, "Brakes is the right pedal, right?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML
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Top comments
karmaslave 5
She's learning to drive, of course she doesn't know yet. Sounds like she could use a less condescending friend!
KiwiExchange 16
it's girls like her that make guys want to say sexist jokes.
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Comments (169)
desichiqa 0
why would u do that?
FYL4BEINGHERE 0
I hope it was automatic.
dwold91 3
I like big boobs!!
marinus_fml 20
they'll grow!
dwold91 3
They gotta keep the small nipples tho! :)
desichiqa 0
fml+boobs=men
dwold91 3
hahaha :) boobs=gods greatest creation.
desichiqa 0
youre lucky there is technology in my way.
dwold91 3
Ha alrighty. I think not my little friend. I think you're the lucky one. Figure that one out young padawon... (not sure how to spell that) you get the point. :) haha
Qluz 3
ASIAN DRIVER!
stephanie0613 0
ughhh? I hate these FML's that people obviously can't take a joke ! it's called a sense of humor you should find one!
karmaslave 5
She's learning to drive, of course she doesn't know yet. Sounds like she could use a less condescending friend!
BiggerThenUrs 0
wow calm your shit. I'd be freaked to if someone got in my car and didn't know which pedal did what..
fiveforfighting 26
27. You should know before you step in the car. If she doesn't know before she gets in then she doesn't need to be driving.
ilovemydoodle123 0
exactly #2
suppressed08 2
oh god :/ I have my third driving lesson in about an hour. and he wants me to drive to and from my house. I don't even really know what I'm doing.
ggooo3 0
and the car nd yourself are fine?
Mylees 0
oh boy my friend got into a car crash with my car several months ago, and I didn't have collision insurance. FM
Rickilynn1 10
your profile picture scares me.