Today, I allowed my friend to practice driving in my car. As she began to let the car roll forward, she looked at me and very seriously asked, "Brakes is the right pedal, right?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, an old lady rear ended my car the light. Her explanation was, "It's a new car, and when I take my foot off the break, it just rolls forward all on its own! I don't know what's wrong with it!" FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML
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karmaslave 5
She's learning to drive, of course she doesn't know yet. Sounds like she could use a less condescending friend!
KiwiExchange 16
it's girls like her that make guys want to say sexist jokes.
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Comments (169)
gatorgal94 0
I Do That to Freak Out My Mom :P
reeree1234 0
how did she get it into drive if she didn't know which one was the brake?
gypsyblue 0
She's learning to drive, dumbass. Obviously she doesn't already know her way around a car.
xxLauraSxx 4
this doesn't make sense... if she let the car roll forward, she would have to take her foot off the brake, no?
hotchick90037 3
haha wow she is dumb and she guessed wrong the brakes are on your left
xxLauraSxx 4
....yes. that is the point of this FML.
Carolina_girl222 0
and you stil let her drive your car after that?
biskitbukit 7
F*uck her, don't let her do anything.
Descend 0
I asked the same thing when I first started driving, there's nothing wrong with that and at least she now knows what is what and....................ur still alive so quit COMPLAINING
staypon 0
how could she have gotten her learner's if she didn't even know how to step on the breaks...
wriptidez 0
ydi for doin that some peeps are ill equipped in the area of driving