Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
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DerangedFox 0
That really sucks big time. Why don't you try to get ahold of your Dean before he reads the email and attempt to explain the situation?
iConfucius 0
Confucius says : Lay off the ****.
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Comments (189)
jenni_1285 0
lol don't worry about the pills just accept that you have a teenie weenie
Drumkid1100 0
that's what you get for downloading ****.
Wow467 0
idk how mfmylifesrsly or however it is spealt, sorry if i butchered it, is a *****, cuz i guarantee u, u go to school and say "dude i banged her!!" or "omg i had sex" or various variations, its a guarantee u brag or tell someone that u had sex, only prostitutes are ******! watch as i get bitched at for that
CptLazer 0
Speak English next time, thanks.
CptLazer 0
That was to 125.
CptLazer 0
I MEAN 108
MasonD 0
One word: Ubuntu. It's free, immune to viruses, and just plain awesome.
Igor_g5 0
Email, especially if it's webmail gets hijacked all the time. I'm sure he'll understand.
CptLazer 0
How in god's name do you accidentally download a virus? Furtermore, what the **** kind of virus has a hacker in it? FYL
jakeomatic 0
Lesson of the day: Viruses can be operated by the senders from their own computer.
angryreimu 0
Trojans, maybe.
jakeomatic 0
Today, I received an email from a student about male enhancement. I decided to try it out. Finally my wife will accept me. My students GMH.
FerrariCake 2
"GMH"? Give me head? Get me hard?
ChangMu 8
Gives me hope. Slightly corny. Opposite of this site.
XanimalloverX 0
tell him it was a virus and a hijack of your computer.
jayemdoubleyou 1
You're in college. You should be smart enough to not get a virus.
frostie 0
If your dean isnt a retard he would know that you probably got infected with an email sending virus since thats the only explanation for sending him something like this. 20% of the people on my msn send me forward chain letters and junk emails. Just send an email to everyone on your emailing list that you have a virus and need to disregard any spam emails sent from you.