Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
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DerangedFox 0
That really sucks big time. Why don't you try to get ahold of your Dean before he reads the email and attempt to explain the situation?
iConfucius 0
Confucius says : Lay off the ****.
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Comments (189)
fartsinyourfood 0
You NEVER "accidentally" download a virus. If you get one it's because your dumb self put it there. Maybe if you stopped "accidentally" downloading all that kinky **** onto your computer maybe you'd stop "accidentally" getting viruses. You deserve it and you should consider yourself lucky that you only had your email ****** with.
happy_animal_lov 0
oh for gods sake, he'll understand it's a virus and laugh it off.
Inuyasha1770 0
that's why you check what the **** you're downloading dumbass!
olivia679 0
happened to me!
juleah 1
LOL this happened to my friend. except she sent it to her history teacher.
zebrapattern 6
so send a bunch so it looks more convincing that you had a virus.
Ilikeurfmls 13
One time that happened to me, it was from my dad and it happened every day...
ChangMu 8
I'm sure he'll realize it's a virus. Don't be too worried.
needsagf14 12
PC or Mac? Well that answers that
jem137451 0
Aww that suckssss