Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
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DerangedFox 0
That really sucks big time. Why don't you try to get ahold of your Dean before he reads the email and attempt to explain the situation?
iConfucius 0
Confucius says : Lay off the ****.
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Comments (189)
FerrariCake 2
Why was the dean of your school's email in your address book? That makes no sense.
NorfolkDude 2
Tell him that you got a virus and it sent out emails. Besides, if the dean of some college is the most important person on your address book, I suggest you make some newer friends.
frostie 0
If the virus sent spam junk emails to his mom or friends, they'll be like "wtf!!!". But the dean could take actions to discipline him (thats if the dean doesnt know if it was a virus). He added the dean in case to email him/her to ask for a meeting to talk about something like permission to switch majors etc, or if the university screwed up something that only the dean could be able to fix. I have the emails of my university registry office and residence, yet i still have friends (i think their still my friends :D )
ispinintights 0
holy crap this happened to me too! it sent one to my old boss :[ although i didn't click on anything, so i have no idea how it got there.
terriibabiiix23 0
Seriously, YDI for "accidentally" downloading a virus. How the **** do you that?! Weridd. Chances are, you were probably looking at **** && "accidentally" downloaded a virus so, how the heck is the dean gonna take you serious, if you sent him an email for "male enhancement pills"???!? Seriously, YDI.
aliaysleighbasic 0
to the chick that is talkin about dick size- that is very trashy sounding whether you like it or not. perception of someone (the vibes you give of that sound slutty, for example) is often more important that the truth, ( you've only been w 2 people. ) the fact that you are talking about it like you've slept with enough men to form a football team leave us
zax_fml 0
He might, you never know.
aliaysleighbasic 0
to believe that you are slutty. simple as that. the fact that you don't understand that the world doesn't care about what's true about you- and that your reputation is more important than you realize says you need to forget about sex until you are mature enough to stop presenting yourself as a ***** and try harder to not attract sexual predators who look for ditsy bitches like you.
MacOSXpert 7
L2Mac B****
capilot 10
YDI for running Windows
amberceleste 0
omg this happened to me too, stupid hackers