Today, I accidentally downloaded a virus, which hijacked my email program. I somehow doubt the Dean at my university will thank me for my suggestion that he too could experience 100% natural male enhancement pills. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
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Top comments
DerangedFox 0
That really sucks big time. Why don't you try to get ahold of your Dean before he reads the email and attempt to explain the situation?
iConfucius 0
Confucius says : Lay off the ****.
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Comments (189)
Craw25 0
Where did number one go?
JokerJohn7 0
number 1 is no more
dacman48 0
0.o wtf? 2 #61s?!?
MellowYelloe 0
hahahahahhahah
chux4w 0
I get about 10 of those damn emails every day. Enhance your manhood, grow an extra 3 inches...the worst part is that 8 of those 10 are from my girlfriend.
Pumpkin226 0
The OP didn't do it on purpose. Sorry. :(
ImaginaryFoe 1
Take the hint already, chux!
thenewone 5
I get these emails a lot to. But I suppose I might need to increase my manhood, since I don't have any. I'm a girl : P
BlaqMetal13 0
Right, maybe its just what he was looking for, maybe he'll give you 'special priveleges' at school from now on! (I dont mean anything sexual >_<)
kyliebeatriz08 0
that sucks! hopefully op didn't get in trouble.....
McLovin101x 0
He could look at it as you going the extra mile to help him out with anything he needs... I think I got that same virus and sent that email to my dad, girlfriend, and a guy I interviewed for a job with. Luckily they were all smart enough to know it was spam and just laughed about it.
MellowYelloe 0
Hopefully OP's dean wasnt a moron.
ndiesal 0
If the Dean was that big of a moron, he wouldn't be the Dean at any institution of higher education. I doubt you have anything to worry about, OP.
ClaireBear16757 0
hahahaha lol fyl
CyrusTheBlue 0
People still get viruses? You'd think in this day and age everyone and their grandmother's cat would know what not to click on,what not to download and how to perform a virus scan.
xHabsfanx 0
Lol..
SpaceCoyote 0
this.
scarletdragonfly 5
"Everyone and their grandmother's cat". I will steal this and, from this day on, use it in my everyday lifestyle. I shall call you the banana king. *Bows down*
MellowYelloe 0
Those nudie ads are tempting sometimes.
Craw25 0
He may give you a rasie!
DGross 8
With the Dean's extra length and girth I'm sure the OP will get a "raise"
CyclonePsycho 1
Yeah, something is being raised alright. :D
saranottelling 7
Maybe he'll take the hint.