Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
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rallison22 22
That is so ******* messed up
SarcasticShade 16
WTF
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Comments (208)
lovemybabies3 3
thatscgross please tell me u dumped him
Chiishinchu 13
I don't even know where to begin on how terrible that is...
AshleyKim420 5
That's messed up. I would dump his ass
Uuuuxc 7
OP's mom, (used to) have it going on she's all i want and i waited (apparently too) long OP, can'gt you see, you're just not the girl for me... oh, sorry
TEAM_YMD 9
Well, you are in Texas.
orsombre_fml 11
Drop the creep, OP.
loverlyfleece 10
And that would be your cue to say: ".... maybe we should see other people."
bulldogsjac4 4
As Ron Simmons would say "DAMN"
osem598 8
it a picture of her before she died or that's necrophilia
mryeti 3
Well at least you know he might find you still attractive sometime down the road