Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I'm really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date on Tuesday. FML
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Top comments
aback 5
Run like the wind!
perdix 31
He's probably feeling guilty since he involuntarily cheated on you while he was in the pokey.
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Comments (77)
maxtheman 0
Don't worry OP wen it comes time 2 sex night dirty cop will b a blast. your BF will b able to play the prt of criminl gr8!
Rbuckyfuller 0
Two words: Dump him! Don't be that idiot that gets involved with an ass and everyone else is too afraid to tell that they are making a mistake.
iliketurdles 7
That's actually 25 letters but who's counting...
maybaybe 0
26 actually :) but yeah you're right, who's counting?
emmi23 0
they said words not letters dummy
maybaybe 0
calling someone a dummy is hypocritical of you, seeing as you can't spell 'Australia' correctly on your account.
RosiePatosie 0
hey, at least it wasn't federal prison. but i agree, dump him.
dkcutie92 0
Why are you still with him in the first place?? You brought it on yourself. You don't deserve an FML spot.
Nickolazx 0
So what?
immja 0
51 by that shirt we can tell you have so much self respect
maybaybe 0
don't bail him out of jail, leave him and move on. He's a loser.
kimmy1229 0
damn that sucks
cmac86 24
picked a winner there, didn't ya sweetheart?
SCBeauty1983 0
Ex-boyfriend, I hope...