Love: Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML

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aback 4

Friday 7 January 2011 0:16

Run like the wind!

perdix 29

Friday 7 January 2011 0:22

He's probably feeling guilty since he involuntarily cheated on you while he was in the pokey.

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DucKyStar28 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 4:06

Why would u have. Stayed with him for a whole year if he never said I love you before?

Wandering_Witch 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 6:57

ONE YEAR... geeze, no, I don't think it should take that long. Even for people that don't see each other that often, that's outrageous. I would have left a while ago.

TheAdvent 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:53

you say the funniest stuff!! lol

futbol4eva 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:22

you know it's time to break up when...

Emani_Jones 0

Monday 23 January 2012 19:02

Lmfao.!!

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