Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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emmanuelwade 9
Wait another 30 years maybe it'll grow
rickando1398 3
Wow I'm 15 and ain't a virgin #nube
syed121417 22
Aww FYL, OP. People can be a bit insensitive, as we can see by these comments. Don't worry, size doesn't really matter. You'll find someone! And never mind the laugh!
haydenzare 4
3-1 inches is my guess
namine120409 42
Oh my god, how embarrassing and awkward.
rainbowsprite 7
Wow that must be one messed up penis ?? you should just hire a prostitute and get over it
kaiuskc 3
Bruh I'm 14 and a woman saw my penis for the first time was when I had 4 inches and I was 11 and you're 30 and haven't lost you'r virginity
Blippety 23
Well, on the bright side - you're a wizard!
whitnayfortooh 29
I was gonna say reppin VA...but maybe I don't want to now ha
Derperder 9
so I'm guessing you're a 30 year old virgin