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Anonymous United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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well that's reaĺly unprofessional of her...

you never got a physical before that day?

That never happens in the US

I feel so bad for you

don't be ashamed this is a SMALL situation.

Mikeal100 3

Oh dude

A micro-penis is a serious issue and not a laughing matter. Well... Maybe a little bit

damn r u serious??

Hey, its not the size that counts, but the motion in the ocean.

scottishoatmeal 22

That is so unprofessional of her