Anonymous - 28/05/2011 00:56 - United States Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML 10 120 53 961
Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML 18 617 71 930
ihavepinkbackpac - 28/02/2009 19:07 - United States Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML 81 874 804 196