Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over with a broken engraved bracelet that I paid 50 dollars for. I was angry but when I stated, "I'm going to call them and get a new one!" my boyfriend said back to me, "No it's okay, I didn't really like it anyways." It was for our two year anniversary. FML
Today, just one month after giving me a bracelet with an infinity symbol on it for Christmas, my boyfriend of three years ended everything out of the blue. That was a short infinity. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, during a major fight with my boyfriend, I threw a necklace he had given me out the window, thinking it was just a cheap trinket. He then told me, for the first time, that that necklace had belonged to his now deceased grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML
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badonis 0
Your (ex) boyfriend is an idiot.
FMLpleez1234 0
What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.
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Comments (57)
mandi625 0
Wow. That sucks. Your now ex boyfriend has horrible taste, is not compasionate and is a total dick. Good thing yur not with him anymore :S
bmanholmes 3
if I were u I would of told him It was from his shity necklace someone wasn't putting out
hateevryone 15
i would curse his cheap ass out. buying you a shitty necklace that turns your neck green. smh
Pink04 0
well at least u don't have 2 wear the necklace anymore.
caligirl1623 5
A hickey and a rash do not look anything alike...... I sense a troll!!!!
blinksmilewink 23
His plan all along...
thesteve69 1
look on the bright side, you don't have to wear the ugly necklaces anymore
TishaPort 0
.........who celebrates an 8 month anniversary? O.o?? Also, if my bf gave me a necklace I had a reaction to I would tell him honestly, not wear it and thank him for it anyway. I would question my relationship if I felt the need to "tough it out". No respect in such a relationship.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I guess it's mostly younger teenage couples, because they usually don't make it over a year. Although...my boyfriend and I will be sharing our 4-year anniversary in April 2013. :) (We're 17).
science_nerd 5
I know that's really messed up but Hahaha that's funny, if you find the humor in it, it'll be easier for you
hullingergr 7
At least you don't have to wear the necklace now. This is a win win