Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over with a broken engraved bracelet that I paid 50 dollars for. I was angry but when I stated, "I'm going to call them and get a new one!" my boyfriend said back to me, "No it's okay, I didn't really like it anyways." It was for our two year anniversary. FML
Today, just one month after giving me a bracelet with an infinity symbol on it for Christmas, my boyfriend of three years ended everything out of the blue. That was a short infinity. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, during a major fight with my boyfriend, I threw a necklace he had given me out the window, thinking it was just a cheap trinket. He then told me, for the first time, that that necklace had belonged to his now deceased grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML
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badonis 0
Your (ex) boyfriend is an idiot.
FMLpleez1234 0
What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.
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Comments (57)
drea11 0
what a jerk...ur're better off god knows what other rashes u would have gotten from him.
cloudbri 0
You need to forget about that zero and find yourself a hero of equal or possibly even greater value.
kayykatastrophii 0
How in the world could he think a rash even looks like a hicky? Either way, he should have asked, rather than assumed. That's stupid.
redexplosion 0
Anniversaries only happen yearly douchebag.
mulodicFLUX 0
why on earth would you have an 8 month anniversary. no wonder he broke up with you. not only does he have to put up with "bad mood" once a month but he had to pretend he loves you more for one day and waste money
syed121417 22
And what is the boyfriend took it upon himself to buy her a gift? And do what if OP doesn't get moody on her period? Not all girls do (although I don't speak for myself). "Pretend he loves her more"? You sound very bitter.
Hidebehindarock 19
He sounds sarcastic not bitter ...
wildrose_fml 0
woah stupiddd
eat_it 0
Whatever. He sounds like a winner... psssshhht. Who needs it....
princess90 0
wow he sounds like an idiot, who cant tell the difference between a RASH and a HICKEY:s wtf
may_cause_fail 0
I love how so many people are saying that the girl deserved it for "insisting" on celebrating an eight month anniversary. Most young couples don't make it to over a year, so it's not like they can celebrate a true "anniversary". Unless you have a snappier way to say "the date each month on which an event occurred a certain time ago". Regardless, the boyfriend probably planned that.
greeneggsnsam 0
well, someone is an arseface.