Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over with a broken engraved bracelet that I paid 50 dollars for. I was angry but when I stated, "I'm going to call them and get a new one!" my boyfriend said back to me, "No it's okay, I didn't really like it anyways." It was for our two year anniversary. FML
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Today, during a major fight with my boyfriend, I threw a necklace he had given me out the window, thinking it was just a cheap trinket. He then told me, for the first time, that that necklace had belonged to his now deceased grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML
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badonis 0
Your (ex) boyfriend is an idiot.
FMLpleez1234 0
What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.
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Comments (57)
hlh389 0
Wow what a jerk but it's good that ur so sweet so I bet u find another guy who is actualy worth it
love4all4 0
Karma will come back to get him
xcchick 0
awh u poor thing. I'm Sry, that does suck!
chrismace 11
I'm sorry that does suck for you. You should try to explain it to your ex if he'll listen and you want him back. Hes probably been cheated on before so he just jumped to conclusions.
chrismace 11
It is psychologically proven that if someone is cheating on you they are more likely to think you are/accuse you of cheating in them.
CourtneyCrunk 0
talk to him and explain.
stormin972 0
YDI because you celebrate an 8 month anniversary. What are you in Kindergarten? Grow up.
gymtanlaundry 0
owch
leighh12343 0
Honestly, I'd cuss him out. & tell him the honest dead truth. "Your necklace sucks, and that's why I have a rash"
awwweczzz 0
is your anniversary synchronized with your period?