Today, for our 8 month anniversary, my boyfriend bought me a hideous necklace with ugly charms hanging off it. I wore it anyway and got a rash from it on the side of my neck. After seeing the rash my boyfriend accused me of having a hickey from another guy and broke up with me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over with a broken engraved bracelet that I paid 50 dollars for. I was angry but when I stated, "I'm going to call them and get a new one!" my boyfriend said back to me, "No it's okay, I didn't really like it anyways." It was for our two year anniversary. FML
Today, just one month after giving me a bracelet with an infinity symbol on it for Christmas, my boyfriend of three years ended everything out of the blue. That was a short infinity. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, during a major fight with my boyfriend, I threw a necklace he had given me out the window, thinking it was just a cheap trinket. He then told me, for the first time, that that necklace had belonged to his now deceased grandma. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML
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badonis 0
Your (ex) boyfriend is an idiot.
FMLpleez1234 0
What an idiot. He's cheap too. Most inexpensive jewelry is made with nickel, which some people (like you and me) are allergic too. He isn't worth it.
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Comments (57)
O2l 1
At least you don't have to wear the necklace anymore
noatak 6
At least you don't have to wear the "hideous" necklace again.
jazzmin1997 16
Well then he bought it on purpose, because a boyfriend who loves you doesn't break up with you over nothing.
Vita_1 30
Except there's no such thing as a monthly anniversary. Anniversary = yearly.
anonymous100000 17
he's so petty. wasn't meant to be, OP. if two people really REALLY love each other, they work for their relationship and talk things out. he was most likely looking for any excuse to dump you. keep looking and learn from this experience.
syed121417 22
It sounds like to me that he wanted a reason to break up with you, which makes him coward. Also, for those of you saying "why celebrate 8 months??", that's not the point? We don't know whether or not OP asked her (ex)boyfriend to buy her something. And, so what if they celebrate 8 months? Who cares? I just don't understand why some people don't want to accept that there is no formula to follow for relationships and people can celebrate whatever they want, regardless of whether or not you find it annoying.
fantasyworld 39
Now you are free from wearing it.
aackerman0 5
That's what you get for trying to celebrate a monthly 'anniversary' idiot....