Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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Incubuss 0
It's the thought that counts right? And besides.. that shirt sounds EPIC.
configurator 0
Space pianos FTW
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Comments (187)
mirage24_fml 0
Obviously she knew you would freaking love that shirt. It's probably an appropriate gift.
maximumoverdrive 0
that shirt sounds ******* awesome
sondramcfail 0
If you don't want that shirt I'll gladly take it.
_Naboo_ 0
A gift is a gift no matter how much it did cost. Don't fret over that t-shirt. It's the thought that counts.
McBadAss 0
I don't know why you are complaining, chicks dig a guy with the balls to put on a pink shirt. Felaccio City is where that shirt is gonna take you. Price tag: $5 Overall Worth: Priceless
AndreaHatesYou1 0
So you only bought her an expensive present anticipating that she would do the same? Dick.
Littlerunner 0
after only two years?? And it sounds like you only did it expecting something in return. Yeah that's love...not.
lovehelena 0
Yea seriously, fyl. Fyl for not understanding how epic that shirt is! Where did she get it because that sounds ******* amazing! I would have no use for a $400 necklace, except maybe selling it, but I would wear that shirt ALL THE TIME!
SAJ1111 0
Yeah way to be selfish......Dont buy something expensive just because you think she'll get you something expensive in return. You sound like a dick to me. Get over yourself
o0ginger0o 7
Does anyone know for a fact this is a $5 shirt? I can't actually find a shirt by this description, so this may not be the cheap gift he and others are thinking...