longsock123
Milpitas, United States
Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML
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alliewillie 22
Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.
tommyfox 19
Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!
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tvsrockson 6
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That's really odd so definitely a YDI
NoDontKillMe 19
You're really odd for not appreciating OPs awesome sense of humor
perdix 31
I thought they may be recruiting for the Mall Cop Competitive Eating Team. The mayonnaise record: Oleg Zhornitskiy, 8 minutes for FOUR 32 oz bowls of mayo!!!!! Beat that!
stevothedevo 25
#16, Damn! Imagine puking that up..
perdix 31
#33, in competitive eating, puking causes immediate disqualification. Imagine pooping out a gallon of mayonnaise the next day! By the way, if you are eating, you shouldn't have read this. I should have mentioned this earlier.
EVnIAS 13
great now I can't even finish my bowl of mayo with out picturing that...
chuckcloninger 12
WHO would even want to try?
perdix 31
#95, well, Oleg Zhornitskiy did and now look, he's famous!! What have you done lately? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Axipiter 24
37, it's already been previously stated that one should not eat while reading FMLs. No apologies necessary.
TVKill3r 15
Disturbing the peace? What a ******* horrible reason.
nononsensechick 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's such a random, weird thing to do. How about instead of FYL, get a life.
RedPillSucks 33
No. Disturbingly weird is putting tootsie rolls in a doggy poop bag and eating that in public.
death943 10
blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle can also be considered strange... I have gotten looks from it before
EVnIAS 13
I think you're an ass... That is all I have to say to this comment.
breezyblue33 19
Haven't you ever seen that list on Facebook of ways to freak people out in public? Eating vanilla pudding out of a mayo jar is one of those pranks. There was another one where you go to an ATM to withdraw, and when the money comes out you scream "I've won!!!" Also, when you get into a crowded elevator, say something like "I'm glad I've gathered you all here today..." It's supposed to be a harmless prank. Live a little. As for you, OP, sorry to hear that people in your area have no sense of humor.
tanekdrachonae 19
That escalated quickly!
Zack6849 8
no.
MissEmma_fml 22
Yes.
Stormdriven37 6
Maybe?
Axipiter 24
Indubitably.
calipilot227 16
Absolutely
stevothedevo 25
Questionably
klovemachine 24
Possibly
GlitterGoddess 6
Why the hell do people even ******* care?
mmizbbz210 13
On one hand you should be free and do what you want andthat kind of reaction is just f-ed up, but i still see where YDI because you went there to disturb people in the first place..
Synistiel 14
How the is that disturbing the peace? I've seen so much worse.
Synistiel 14
Random "the" in my comment. Weird.
EVnIAS 13
random comment to your comment!
AngrySailor 17
They are mall cops. You allowed them to take you anywhere? Why? Best they can do (where I am anyways) is ask you to leave and call real cops... NO GUN, NOT A COP!
EVnIAS 13
I think it's the same any mall you go to. I had a job working at one before and they told me they aren't even allowed to touch you unless you hit them first or are shoplifting.
EmberEyes 16
That sounds gross, but not enough to be arrested for. . .