longsock123
Milpitas, United States
Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML
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alliewillie 22
Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.
tommyfox 19
Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!
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Comments (209)
higgy6969 7
What? You can't be detained for eating; mayo, yogurt or whatever. I don't buy it
twinkiefeets 17
OP you need to get a life!
longsock123 7
I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.
twinkiefeets 17
137-op (you) responding to my comment, I'd say my life is pretty awesome!
Lordalucad 9
#162 - This is the saddest thing I've read all day.
jmcr 27
166 they were being sarcastic
pandalover69 26
So OP what made you decide this was a good idea? What where you trying to do? And why the hell were the mall cops grilling you about eating "mayonnaise" what did they think you were doing?
jaybear13 14
nice going
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
Wow we got the same picture
Gamecast20 5
People now a days how in the **** is eating "mayonnaise" disturbing the peace I mean really thats bs we should be able to eat freely were ever we want and word of advice make sure to film the poilce encounter like this for ur own saftey and dont listen to liar pogs (cops) saying u cant film em u have the first admendment and express ur rights to, to save your self from bogus charges
josiem 11
How the hell is eating "disturbing the peace"?
NicaLovesDisney 17
It may not be "disturbing the peace", but some people might find it disturbing. :p
Eiregal2 10
What the hell? How exactly is this disturbing the peace? I saw someone once stroll over to the corner of my local opera house, yank down his pants and take a shit right there! Even had his own toilet paper in his pocket. All this was viewed as I ate my dinner in the restaurant across the road. Now THAT'S! disturbing the peace.
sushi314 12
You literally could not have deserved that more
BigSexy123 11
...how???
PrinceofTennis 12
Not at all.
HeyImAmy 20
As we all know, "disturbing the peace" is when you are rowdy (yelling, screaming, etc...). Your mayonnaise jar with yogurt thing would be "possession of an unknown substance". You didn't do anything wrong. I have seen people eat their own food in a mall and nobody has bothered them.
Glitter_taco_ 10
At least it wasn't actually mayonnaise. I didn't know it was legal to pull someone aside and interrogate them for eating mayonnaise...
Gamecast20 5
thats why u film them, make sure to tell them, theyll think twice before beating the shit out of you on false charges or when there interagating you they may try to force search u just say I dont consent to a search then they cant but they dont give a horsesass and will beat u down a search u wether u want em to or not
TogeBara 12
I'm going to say this because that is just retarded, press charges for them wrongly accusing you of something. Eating food in public venues is in no way, shape, or form illegal in any country as far as I know. With that said they had no right to interrupt you and if I were you I'd get them fired. They obviously do not know how to do their jobs.
russfml 31
Get that retard mall cop fired, that's not disturbing the peace and he has no legal right to detain you for nothing. The most he can do is caution you and once he's realized you've done nothing you can go.
zsefvgby 11
You must either be a lawyer, or someone who studies their rights...
bigwill240 4
Did you get to eat the rest of the pudding Afterwards