longsock123
Milpitas, United States
Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML
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alliewillie 22
Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.
tommyfox 19
Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!
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aircon 7
why the hell are you going to the mall to eat wtf?
onorexveritas 24
people are so lame these days
PrestonBurns 0
You have no life.
Elfkid21 19
who the hell cares what you're eating?? and how the hell was it disturbing the peace??!!
darkenedone 27
Oh, I'm sorry... I thought this was America!
horrorshowAlex 8
You suceeded in making an impression with your very odd "prank" which seems was your intent in the first place.
horrorshowAlex 8
blargh. *succeeded Also, the impression that I get for some reason is that you live in a small town and do this sort of thing a lot so they are wise to your ways. Cheers.
hig999 19
Youre sad.
bookworm713 14
It sounds like you're very lonely.
silvanawernli 5
YOU ARE AWESOME
Ibeatmyself 3
Mall security you say u know they have no power what's so ever just observe and report is what they do this post seems fake