longsock123
Milpitas, United States
Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML
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alliewillie 22
Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.
tommyfox 19
Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!
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Comments (209)
griffy14 9
Maybe they were afraid it may of been spoiled?
Axipiter 24
*mayo've.
chuckcloninger 12
Funny, eh?
Wizzlbang 10
OP, Don't you know? Terrorists eat mysterious white fluids from jars all the time. After those recent bombings, they're bound to be on high alert for people eating things from jars.
staroftexas9 3
You wanted a reaction, you got it. Sorry it's not the one you were going for.
klimpomppp 9
Sorry, but i can't help pointing out the absence of a life in this fml
TheCutestLizard 28
I don't understand the point of doing this in the first place. It's very weird.
mercC63girl 6
You should have protested
BriTisHBirD 11
Some people are way too uptight.
plagiarismo 16
Welcome to the land of the free.
ni0ve 9
some people are aholes