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longsock123 Milpitas, United States

Today, for a laugh, I put vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar and went to the mall to eat it with a spoon. Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace. They shoved me into a back room and grilled me about what was in the jar. FML

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longsock123 7

I mean, you're commenting on FML, I'm eating mayonnaise in a mall... the amount of "life" between the two of us is not very high.

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alliewillie 22

Good grief, can't even eat "mayonnaise" in public without someone being all up in your shit.

tommyfox 19

Mayonnaise first, then grilling? You're turning into a hamburger!

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Comments (209)

jjmiller1001 17

you just can't eat anything. but it would have okay if it was from the food court

Ceejay1 13

You should of atleast had someone record you on camera. That would of been funny to see.

Axipiter 24

*have, and *have. What are they teaching kids in school these days!?

VeganVampyre 27

Not grammar or spelling...

Knightchaser27 25

Spellcheck

TDWPForDayz 9

How could you be "disturbing the peace" what.

Elfkid21 19

i want to know the same thing!!

RedPillSucks 33

I don't think mall cops have the authority to detain you unless you've actually stolen something or otherwise committed a crime.

SWC_Penguin 17

Even without security intervening I can't imagine this plan getting the "laugh" you were after. Was anyone amused?

stevothedevo 25

Disturbing the peace? Were you grunting MMMM MAYONNAISE??

thewife5 19

Disturbing the peace? Did you actually step in front of people and take big old bites in their face? If you were just sitting in the middle of the food court eating "mayo" I don't see how anyone could complain about a disturbance.

icadragoon 11

Next time put Frost Gatorade in a windex bottle and spray it in your mouth. :P

Schiffy 18

Whoever reported you probably just hated mayo.

KaeSAL 11

I hate mayo but I wouldn't report anyone for eating it out of a jar, as much as it would disgust me. I would just walk away. They can do what they want.

viper0hr 7

Um illegal and harassment.

NoDontKillMe 19

Um don't comment on this site anymore, please

arsenicalhumor 30

#44, I have never heard of eating yogurt out of a mayonnaise jar as illegal, or harassment.